“Fuck, my tea.” — me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

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Lea Seydoux crying during the press conference for Blue is the Warmest Colour in Cannes

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somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
ariana: ouch!
me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
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missingtooth:

looking in the mirror after the anaconda video

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caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

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